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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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A mating dance (?)

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If i have to see that ad of a sexy lady smacking that hunk's ass cheeks with a wad of bills one more time so help me god

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Japanese artist Baku Maeda challenges nature's organic forms by producing square angles in flowers and leaves.

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Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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im at baby city. and i just took a taxi. to the shapes and colors store

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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Something Something Johnny letting Daniel use him as a juice box something something

Bonus doodle

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Sansa Stark in GOT S01E08 The Pointy End