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Greetings! Welcome to my blog. Warning: There is hardly a fandom that I do not follow so expect many posts about many things and some pointless ones too. I enjoy asks and messages, bear that in mind, but for now, sit back, relax and enjoy my eclectic...
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i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt
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my heart says yes but my vocal range says no
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H.P. Lovecraft: Fucking people from alien cultures is WRONG and BAD!!!! It leads to genetic and cultural degradation!!!! Let me demonstrate with this helpful fish-person metaphor: You wouldn’t fuck a fish-person-monster, now would you?
Guillermo Del Toro:
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Believe in yourself, your abilities and your own potential. (x)
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figured out how to get my Chronically Sleepy gf to wake up in the morning
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It’s bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don’t have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.
The Iron Giant (1999)
dir. Brad Bird
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the BoM gave Keith shoes that a human would wear so he didn’t have to run around with the two-toed kind of footwear the galra wear and it makes me really happy for no dumb reason
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this is my really mature and serious artistic tribute to the Shape of Water. 15 years of training has lead up to this point. This might be my magnum opus. It’s all down hill from here.
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“give me the sneckk”
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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
via imgur
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Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
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