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hi internet people

i'm bored talk to me internet people

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Absolute Superman 10 (2025) by Jason Aaron & Rafa Sandoval

Cover: Rafa Sandoval

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i'm bored talk to me internet people

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i'm so tired

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the Omega Men are kinda cool ig

I'm totally not being forced to say this

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oh dear

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RP BLOGS!!!

Reblog this post if you allow magic anons

Magic Anons, or M! As, are users who send annonymous questions to ask blog that have some kind of magical effect on the blog for a certain duration of time.

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people keep acting like I'm a god and you're a cooler ginger than Jimmy, if that counts for anything

I am god’s least favorite ginger

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fluffy

sorry i was gone guys i found a cow

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sorry i was gone guys i found a cow

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you may be the only guy in your universe with an Okay father. Because your speedster friend is going through it

okay I'm gonna need you to really think this through pal. Jor-El, my father, is very much dead. Loved the guy, and I miss him every day.

Jonathan, who I loved dearly, is not my father and also dead. I think. The papers say he is, but Lazarus didn't let me go to the funeral.

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Happy Father's Day Jor-El, for trying your best and doing what you could. I miss you. And happy father's day to Jonathan Kent, for being there when I was alone and scared.

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whelp uh. rip Martha Kent. You were a real one frfr.

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it's pretty chill sometimes. like. uh. Missouri. And Brazil. :)

My official opinion of what I'm dubbing the "Absolute" universe! (I say what I'm dubbing it but Kal suggested the name)

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It's so bleak! I thought it was just Kal's area with Lazarus but it's everywhere that sucks!

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sweet omw

Girl help they’re trying to lock me up for being too cool (I am being chased.)

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can I come

Girl help they’re trying to lock me up for being too cool (I am being chased.)

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where

Girl help they’re trying to lock me up for being too cool (I am being chased.)