absolute-filth-factory
absolute-filth-factory
absolute filth factory
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hawks | some pens and leafs
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 month ago
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tfw you invent a completely new backstory for your protagonist in the 7th movie and never expand on it ever
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 month ago
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from here
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 month ago
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actually Benji getting promoted to team leader when he started out as a guy in a chair was so necessary and important to me....
also Ethan saying "protect your team" and they immediately get used as hostages is so funny to me because like we can tell who did the team leader training. Like that Hunt luck immediately rubbed off on Benji.
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 month ago
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benthan nation, how are we feeling?
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absolute-filth-factory · 9 months ago
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silly boys and silly words, The Second One ™
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absolute-filth-factory · 9 months ago
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I will never not advocate for a threesome. whether I think it would actually work out or it would crash and burn and every character involved would never speak to each other again, doesn't matter. there will be a threesome
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absolute-filth-factory · 9 months ago
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henrik lundqvist talks to evgeni malkin and sidney crosby postgame sabres @ pens | 10.16.24
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absolute-filth-factory · 9 months ago
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women’s hockey is real hockey and all men’s hockey is rpf. hope this makes sense.
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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2023: brothers po and mathieu joseph with matching high sticking penalties against each other
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2024: mathieu joseph gets into a fight with his younger brother's billet dad kris letang
bonus: "oh yeah? well, your little brother calls me daddy"
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also. bonus bonus:
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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stupid sweaty frat boy [x]
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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epitome of a frat boy who wears his hat backwards so he can kiss his bros
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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how to grow the fuck up
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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hockey kisses
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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making sure gus knows he's the goat
MIN @ CAR 01/21/24
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absolute-filth-factory · 1 year ago
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what if you were my idol turned best friend who everyone in the league knew i was completely gone for. and what if i drafted you first on the team i was captaining for the all star game after begging the captains going before me not to pick you. and what if i told reporters that this was my longtime dream come true. and what if you told them later that all you wanted to do now was to make your captain happy. and what if after all that... you put my hoodie on and did a live interview in front of god and gary bettman.
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