Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by absolute-filth-factory and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
2M
Likes Per Post
1M
Reblog Per Post
1M
Reply Per Post
1K
Time Between Posts
28 days
Number of Posts By Type
Text
17
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
The KCSC sent more than 20K requests to delete posts related to prostitution and porn to Tumblr from January to June 2017.
Text
tfw you invent a completely new backstory for your protagonist in the 7th movie and never expand on it ever
#mission impossible#the final reckoning#mi8#final reckoning#ethan hunt#this also creates issues with Luther and benji#wasn’t benji foreign intelligence before. or was that just in a fic#Luther I guess was disavowed when Ethan first found him so maybe it works for him#but like what the hell#no explanation for who she is or why Gabriel killed her#or how the hell ethan ended up getting framed for it (other than the shot of the police finding him over her body)#genuinely confused
89 notes
·
View notes
Text
actually Benji getting promoted to team leader when he started out as a guy in a chair was so necessary and important to me....
also Ethan saying "protect your team" and they immediately get used as hostages is so funny to me because like we can tell who did the team leader training. Like that Hunt luck immediately rubbed off on Benji.
686 notes
·
View notes
Text
benthan nation, how are we feeling?
574 notes
·
View notes
Text
silly boys and silly words, The Second One ™
185 notes
·
View notes
Text
I will never not advocate for a threesome. whether I think it would actually work out or it would crash and burn and every character involved would never speak to each other again, doesn't matter. there will be a threesome
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
henrik lundqvist talks to evgeni malkin and sidney crosby postgame sabres @ pens | 10.16.24
608 notes
·
View notes
Text
women’s hockey is real hockey and all men’s hockey is rpf. hope this makes sense.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
2023: brothers po and mathieu joseph with matching high sticking penalties against each other
2024: mathieu joseph gets into a fight with his younger brother's billet dad kris letang
bonus: "oh yeah? well, your little brother calls me daddy"
also. bonus bonus:
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
epitome of a frat boy who wears his hat backwards so he can kiss his bros
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
making sure gus knows he's the goat
MIN @ CAR 01/21/24
69 notes
·
View notes
Text
what if you were my idol turned best friend who everyone in the league knew i was completely gone for. and what if i drafted you first on the team i was captaining for the all star game after begging the captains going before me not to pick you. and what if i told reporters that this was my longtime dream come true. and what if you told them later that all you wanted to do now was to make your captain happy. and what if after all that... you put my hoodie on and did a live interview in front of god and gary bettman.
5K notes
·
View notes