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being aware of the impact of things we can often not think about (like straws) is important if we’re to make strides on environmental preservation 

that does not eclipse the importance of being aware of how it impacts disabled people. they’re both conversations we need to have

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them: are you ok you look out of it

me: yea sorry just tired

my brain:

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Twilight x Reader Prompts

1. “Don’t fucking touch her/him/them”

2. “She/They/He is not yours to control”

3. “You imprinted on me and planned on keeping it a secret?” “Sounded like a good plan at the time.”

4. “So I see you’ve met my Dad huh?”

5. “Stop. What the hell are you talking about?”

6. “I didn’t want to be this way.”

7. “I didn’t want this life for you.”

8. “You imprinted on (insert name)? Do you have a death wish?”

9. “I want to be like you. Please.”

10.  “How can you love me? I’m a monster.”

11. “Back away. Now”

12. “Come back to bed. The world can have you tomorrow.”

13. “Do we have a problem?” “No, but I can make one if you want.”

14. “Let me braid your hair.”

15. “Toxic masculinity at its finest.”

16. “We’re not blood related.”

17. “I promise I won’t hurt you.”

18. “I’m not the person you think I am”

19. “Take it easy, you lost a lot of blood.”

20. “Everything I did was to protect you.”

21. “Ever since I first laid eyes on you, nothing else mattered except keeping you safe.”

22. “Why do you smell like a wet dog?”

23. “You deserve to live a happy and fulfilling life.” “I don’t want it if it’s not with you.”

24. “Did she/he/they hurt you?”

25. “This is what I get for thinking someone like you could love someone like me.” “What’s that supposed to mean?”

26. “I’m sorry that I’m not her.”

27. “You ignored me for days on end while I was worried sick about you, and all you have to say about it is that you’re sorry? I’m sorry (insert name here) but you’ll have to do better than that.”

28. “You know it’s not like that. You know I can’t control it”

29. “After all we’ve been through and you treat me like this? I have to admit, this is a new low even for you.”

30. “Why do you act like you hate me”

31. “What did I do to you to make you want to make my life a living hell?”

32. “Life is a lot easier if Rosalie likes you.”

33. “I’m a vampire.” “I didn’t know we were 5 years old and playing make believe.”

34. “You have 5 seconds to back away before things turn ugly.”

35. “Charlie doesn’t quite understand, but he has the spirit.”

36. “So, can you still see your reflection, or was that all a lie?”

37. “I’ve been waiting for this ever since I’ve met you.”

38. “It doesn’t have to be this way. I can make this work. I can be better for you, just please let me try.”

39. “Is this like a Tim Burton situation?” “I’m not sure who that is, but most likely, yes”

40. “How did you get in here?” “You left your window open.”

41. “If you don’t love me, please just tell me”

42. “Edward Cullen? Really?”

43. “You have got to stop telling people that we’re together, I think Jessica Stanley wants to commit a crime against me.”

44. “You know how hard it is to say no to Emmett”

45. “I just wanted to try something daring. I wanted to feel alive for the first time in my life.”

46. “I could’ve lost you.” “But you didn’t. I’m still here”

 47. “What if they don’t accept me?”

48. “I got invited, you should come with me.” “Oh, uh, I would but I don’t think that’s a good idea.” “Why?” “They’ll probably kill me.”

49. “Have you been here the whole time?” “I had to make sure you were okay, I don’t trust him.”

50. “I love you.” “Well that’s stupid thing for you to do.”

You can send in a maximum of 2 prompts for each character!!!

Twilight Characters I Write For: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale, Alice Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Seth Clearwater, Leah Clearwater, Embry Call

Please Send in Requests!!!

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Hawkeye (2021) + comic parallels

BONUS:

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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Me: cannot write in silence

Also me: constantly gets distracted by whatever I'm listening to

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Penelope: I hope she thinks I’m cool

Luke: who?

Penelope: *points at the cat across the street*

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Criminal Minds Incorrect Quote

𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗒 𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 𝗉𝗅𝗓 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 シ

꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂

Emily: “You’re a dickhead!”

Hotch: “Language”

Emily: “Tú eres una carapicha!”

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𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀:

Carapicha (Tico/Tica slang)

𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱:

Penis face (English)

𝗔𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴:

Costa Rican slang for “dickhead”

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Not to be a marvel fan on main but I would literally give anything for a movie about Nick Fury and his three adopted murder daughters

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Pride month is now over.

Corporations be like

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Derek: *showering in his apartment*

Emily: Hey Derek-- stop screaming, it's me-- do you have any booze?

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emily prentiss centric episodes

4x17 demonology

7x01 it takes a village

6x18 lauren

13x01 wheels up

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me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021

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Luke: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Matt: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Luke: You just told me you're pregnant.

Emily: Congratulations. You're glowing!

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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LOKI (2021)