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Don’t forget the hyphen!!!

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I think this is actually how the identity reveal happens.

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They’re fighting over custody 😔

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MY BABY

Can’t take the Robin out of the boy

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He’s really committed to the whole “bat” thing

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MY BABIES

Hangin’ around

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Irondad Prompt #234:

Tony: I don’t want kids! Their germy hands touch everything. Just being near them causes me to feel ill.

Pepper: Okay so you don’t like kids because they might get you sick, but when Peter was sick last week you—

Tony: That’s different, okay? We don’t know how Peter’s enhancements work yet so it was imperative someone keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn’t keel over

Pepper, smirking: -And rub his back. And sing to him. And let him fall asleep in your lap. And—

Tony: Who told you all that?

Pepper: FRIDAY recorded everything

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Tony Stark and Peter Parker both mourned each other longer than they knew each other and that fact makes me so sick

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Peter Parker the type of guy to chew on pens and when it explodes in his mouth he just pouts and sticks his tongue out to show people sadly that he has, in fact, been poisoned

Peter, trudging in the lab pouting:

Tony: Kid? What’s up?

Peter, shifting on his feet:

Tony, cautious: …Peter?

Peter, sticking his tongue out that is literally neon green:

Tony: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER.

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Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? 

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. 

Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits. 

Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Peter using gen z slang is so funny bc I just know Tony has no clue what he’s talking about like

Peter, on comms during a mission: Chat are you seeing this? I fear I’m cooked. Should I just kms for real

Tony: WHAT the FUCK are you saying

Bonus— Peter grew up with Uncle Ben and a total nerd, so he also says words like “radical” and “wicked” unironically and Tony is left baffled, wondering what century this kid is even from

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Peter: Mr. Stark, I built the spider-drone!

Tony: That's my boy!

Peter: *falls to the ground in exhaustion*

Tony: That's, unfortunately, also my boy

DUM-E: *Drags Peter to the couch by the collar*

Tony: Huh, so that's how I keep ending up there

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I’m obsessed with the idea of Tony slowly getting to know Peter just by listening to his voicemails (after Peter gets Tony’s number and starts sending him updates instead of Happy). As time passes, Peter is convinced that Tony hasn’t listened to any of them so he starts getting more and more unhinged and saying way more than he would ever say to Tony’s face and Tony is just lurking, growing more and more fond of this kid that rambles to his voicemailbox.

Peter’s still a shy bean to his face, so he doesn’t mention that yes, he actually does listen to the voicemails in fear of Peter stopping.

And then one day Tony slips up and mentions something that Peter told him in a voicemail and Peter is completely mortified. You mean his mentor actually listens to them? He’s heard Peter regale his most embarrassing school stories and gush about his childhood crush on Thor? He thinks his life is over until Tony panics and tells him that receiving the voicemails is one of the best parts of his day. Peter stares at him like a lost puppy and Tony shies away from the feelings and everything’s as awkward as usual.

But that night, a voicemail comes in, and it’s no different than any of the others. Peter yammers like his heart depends on it, and Tony can’t help but feel that it’s an acknowledgement of the fact that yeah, they may have a difficult time talking to one another in person, but they both care, and maybe if they keep trying, they can make this father-son thing work.

And Tony thinks that next time a phone call rolls in, he just might answer.

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field trip to stark industries fic but it’s post-NWH and it’s peter community college class and peter’s first time back in the building after being forgotten.

and the building makes it very clear that AIs were immune to the spell.

bonus points if it’s an au where tony survived, and he’s very curious why his tech is reacting so strangely to this random kid

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Oh you know just thinking about Tony’s face when he realizes Peter is about to die vs when he sees him again I’m really normal about it

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IRONDAD!