the world is so magical to me and my small beautiful raccoon brain. i will soon discover the magic of knowing any knowledge whatsoever.
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Dealing with depression is a lot like dealing with thorns in your side.
Of course you want the thorns out. No one likes thorns in their side. But it hurts to remove. Wouldn't it be easier to just let it stay there?
But then it gets worse and you really want to know but now that it's worse, it hurts more to remove.
Some thorns look easier to remove than they actually are and that could be frustrating. And vice versa
Some people assume thorns are easier to take out than others. They don't have your thorns. You're the only one who has your thorns
They assume that you can just yank it out, but they don't have to deal with that thorn in their side everyday. They don't know how it behaves or what makes it hurt
It's hard to figure out a way to remove thorns when so many different things can affect them. Work up little by little your thorns will come out
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If you think about it, there is always a small, (and I mean extremely slim chance) that you have set your alarm to the exact minute you're going to die.
Imma start labeling all of my alarms to death'o'clock just in case
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The most easily obtainable kind of teeth you can get are probably always going to be shark teeth.
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Do you think masseuses get tired of standing at work and they give each other massages? And like take turns?
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If you need a reason to go outside today, a cat might run to the window to see you
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Why does milk only come in whole milk 2% 1% and skim? Why are there no other percents besides 100 and the other percents that are already listed in the grocery store?
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Who is out here eating at long john silvers??? How are they still in business???
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Egehehhdhehfiofo
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What if all mythical creatures are real? And they exist on a different plane and we exist on some different unreal plane. How can we prove that this is the right plane and that this is real? Or if this is the correct version of real, what if all the magic all of the figments that we think of are just glimpses and to the real reality that we're so close to yet can never touch?
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Communication is key
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It is only as good as the actions that come after it
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I have been asking around for awhile but I can never find anyone that's having the experience as me. Does anyone else dream every night? Every single night without fail. Cause I just assumed that everyone did and then I found out years ago that that's in fact not the norm and people just pass out and instantly warp to waking up and I simply cannot fathom what that is like
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Do y'all think that Finn from adventure Time has chef/waiter hands after dating flame princess?
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If the moon was made of cheese, how big was the cow?
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I dare the internet to come up with one item that hasn't been made into a hello Kitty or sanrio product
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Do other languages have little faces they make with their letters? Everybody knows about owo or uwu or B) but do languages that don't have that kind of basis of letter make faces with their letters? Like are there Russian emoticons? What about Arabic?
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Idea: remake an entire game, but use the format of gifs and weird clips from the internet as the only visual
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According to Tumblr this account is 4 years old, wish I do not believe and will simply not be taking it as a fact.
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