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Alright so rogers the easiest with this one cause hes a doc/surgeon so he has seen it all. He would just laugh and say its perfectly normal. Probably good that you are getting your fiber.

William would have a similar reaction. Would tell you its normal to try and ease your embarrassment.

Elbie would probably say you fart cute.

Ellis would probably say something similar but would also tease you about it a little.

Harry is definitely gonna tease you and of course he gonna throw a lie in there somewhere. Maybe hes gonna pretend like he didnt hear anything.

Liam potential reaction scares me cause he may try to fart louder to get the embarrassment and attention off of you and who knows how that would go. Never force out a fart.

Alfons could definitely pull a fart outta nowhere. I bet he can burp really loud to. There would be some teasing with him to im sure.

Victor scares me the most with this one cause that man is a wild card. I didnt want to say it but he would be the one to like to sniff farts.

Jude… well. Your nickname is now shitty pants. congrats. Judes never gonna let you forget this embarrassing moment.

Idk much bout the german sausage gang but I bet I could take a crack at ring. Both of you are gonna be bright red tomato faces. and utterly speechless. He might even run away.

Feel free to reblog and add to it. 👍

y'know....... I've been thinking how the suitors will react when you're fart in front of them for the first time....

(note: already dating)

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this was a whole ass jumpscare. Who put this demonic vision into your head?

This is a special post to annoy @sh0jun

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victor explaining the fates of the cursed

- mod kibby

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This makes sense. Dudes an albino so he has absolutely no melanin. He probably sun burns like a tomato

William's weakness? Heat.

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AHHHHHHH ITS HERE!

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The term “unskilled” has never made sense. ALL jobs require some degree of skill in one or more areas. The people who pick your food know more about agriculture than 90% of the “skilled” labor force. Obviously im exaggerating to make a point but seriously if farms were unable to get food out, janitors stopped coming to work, dump trucks stopped picking up trash… etc, society would fall apart in days. I know for a damn fact I could not back up a dump truck to properly pick up some trash. I would be running into everything.

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I love messing with these annoying accounts

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ATTENTION!

Look, I have never ordered anything from japen before. I got judes ring and they are starting to ship out. They use WorldShopping and in case anyone didnt know, you are going to get an email requesting you to pay the international shipping fee (no its not a scam). Its about 40-44 US dollars…. I was definitely not expecting it

I have learned my lesson. If anyones has ordered a ring, look forward to this email.

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I do remember making a post(i think it was a post, maybe a comment?) about how all of the guys had carnivores as their symbol except for keith. I figured it was due to his personality but I did not know that. it would make sense. although stags are herbivores, they are also very dangerous. keith comes of as very timid but once he switches he can be dangerous in an instant kinda like a stag. The animals do tend to match their owner’s personalities a bit. some more than others.

Keith’s crest is a stag, which isn’t known as a predator but it’s still a majestic large animal so idk if anyone questioned it but

Keith is a stag because both Keiths keep cucking EACH OTHER 😭😭😭

Did anyone in the IkePri community ever notice this or did Cybird genuinely slip this past us 😭😭😭

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They are preparing for his route. Cant convince me otherwise. This is the most skin we have seen on him ever.

Another chara cafe collab!

Can’t wait to see the menu

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No one knows less about what the fuck he's doing than Jude, honestly 😭

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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How you gonne use buttocks immediately after ass. Cant take yall seriously

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My ikemen vamp rant

Saw a post talking about an issue with ikevamp and decided I wanted to rant. Ikevamp was the first of the series I got into and it was fun for a little but. I only played through 2 and half character routes tbh. It got boring real quick. What really irritates me is that I feel like they wanted to go for something darker, like ikevil, but never pulled the trigger so we ended up with a bunch of “vampires” who have the strength of regular humans and can also die from one gun shot. If im getting vampires I want VAMPIRES. It feels lack luster compared to the other games and I genuinely feel that its the weakest game of the series. Even the events are a little boring but tbf I havnt been on there in so long that maybe its gotten better. Now Im not saying the others dont have problems but I think their stories are more interesting.

Joan of arc if my least favorite character of the entire series. They could have gone with alot of male historical figures but picked a strong female one and made her into a male and made him boring. I also want to say that out of all the ike games, ike vampire kinda makes the least amount of sense. Like joan found a baby black tiger cub working at a weapon shop and just has it as a pet and it hasnt grown at all? Just pulled it out the crate one day? The other animals are fine of course but thats because they are realistic pets. Honestly his character irritates me to no end. Something more interesting would have been to keep joan a woman and have her working at a church despite secretly being a vampire and we see her struggle with being something that she sees as going against god while also trying to continue fighting in his name. Im not the best story writer but you get my point.

This is just my opinion and it is ok if you diagree with me. If you enjoy the game and any of the characters mentioned, that is totally fine. Im not dissing anyone for liking there characters. Feel free to let me know your opinion.

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I believe they changed this when it was translated. Pretty sure in the original it was his bare feet and not his shoe. I dont like it when they change little details like that but I know sometimes translating into other languages can do that.

YES LET'S BE CALM ABOUT THE LITERAL BOMB ON ELLIS'S LEG PLEASE 🤦‍♀️😅🤣 I love these two so much, yall have no idea 💕

(Also, as a reminder in case you forgot: Jude is *still* hilarious 🤣 Just climbed up on that freaking table!!!)

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The duality of men right here

Licht rlly don’t gaf