absolutehumandisaster
absolutehumandisaster
Sorry For RBing Old Posts. It Will Happen Again
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I reblog a lot of Cats but if you want to see my own silly little posts about it go to @gaylittlewizardcat-Nate or Star || star/starself or she/her-Pfp by @chillcrafting, header by me-I reblog too much shit but I tag my original posts with #bean’s post so if you’re here for that look in there or something I guess
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absolutehumandisaster · 16 hours ago
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Reblog art guys. Seriously.
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absolutehumandisaster · 16 hours ago
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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
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absolutehumandisaster · 16 hours ago
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i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.
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absolutehumandisaster · 16 hours ago
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BOY OR A GIRL!"
The seven nonbinary toby fox characters:
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absolutehumandisaster · 16 hours ago
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Dino cube :)
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absolutehumandisaster · 17 hours ago
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absolutehumandisaster · 17 hours ago
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(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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absolutehumandisaster · 17 hours ago
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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things
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“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.
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absolutehumandisaster · 17 hours ago
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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absolutehumandisaster · 20 hours ago
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tf2 as textposts i've saved 👍 i am so normal and can be trusted with tf2 characterization
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absolutehumandisaster · 20 hours ago
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pro tip: if some loser ever starts talking shit to you in a video game just type in chat "the angry gamer". 9/10 times they will respond back even more irritated and then you can hit them with "the very angry gamer" and you can just keep going with it' "the big mad gamer", "the raging gamer", "the pissing and shitting gamer" etc. its so simple but it makes them lose their shit so bad they spend the rest of the game coping in chat instead of actually playing. give it a try next time you kill some loser and they call you a pedo 👍
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absolutehumandisaster · 22 hours ago
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I went to a conference today and I had one of the fakest sounding experiences of my life. I want to share it but I feel I have to make a shitty comic in ms paint or something because I'm not sure how to recount it in text post format
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