the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here
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A collection of omens from the prairies 🤞🌾🌾
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Just beat Harvester
Wow
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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saturdays are quite the handful for lewis...
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Shhh, he's gaming...
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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born to use switches and knobs arranged in a cockpit, each one offering a tactile sensation as you flick it and the mech you're in lurches into action
forced to use touchscreens at your desk
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take a jacket just in case
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