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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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decided to “quickly reread” my draft and ended up rewriting the entire thing. again. the road to hell is paved with ctrl+s.

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I'm never going to pretend that it isn't peak internet culture, and peak culture in general

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i killed the mosquito that's been hunting me all week. low key feel bad because it just wanted to eat, and i have so much blood

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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You know, when I first started watching Star Trek, I wasn't expecting to watch Spock cum in public because his boy toy figured out how to make gunpowder, but here we are

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Underrated Susie character trait: She likes rhyming when she’s happy

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That's a canon conversation, you cant convince me otherwise

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"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

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It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

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Imagine your f/o

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do you think spock was bricked up

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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We go forward.

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tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours