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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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jersey shore guidette miku, she never wants summer to end

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lame ass gadgetjob

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John Waters toking on a John Waters bong.

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the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

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sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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pants are a different color than the vest - 0/10

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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sorry

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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea