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brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more
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In the process of moving and also in the process of losing my damn mind
#me moving out of a tiny ass room in a tiny ass house i lived in for 3 years#WHERE DID I GET ALL THIS STUFF IN SO LITTLE TIME?!
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how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.
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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared
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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...
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this soap dispenser is wide open and vulnerable to the world
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A fictional guy should only be made blonde to signify that there's something wrong with him
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i think having a hole drilled in my skull would feel real good for at least 10 seconds
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maybe in another universe i make sense when i talk
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Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now
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