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The Grandeur of the Alps by Jerdess

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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Uni :3

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hey we noticed you tried to log in so you HAVE to do 5 forms of fucking multi-factor authentication and scan a QR code and reset your password and scan your ballsprint for verification because we hate your ass and we live in hell

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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

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In the process of moving and also in the process of losing my damn mind

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how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...