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many have seen a cat loaf, but few know how it is made

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Penelope (or pibb)

(SHE/THEY) 🏳️‍⚧️🐕

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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet

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Mobile Soup Dadgum

A YTP of cutscenes from the FMV game Gundam 0079: The War for Earth. I'm not very familiar with the Gundam series but this seemed like a fun source to toy with. Shoutout to @greatcheshire for sharing it with me.

Full video with captions here!

Thanks <3

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i need to learn every fact ever so i can alphabetize them

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Does anyone ever think about this? I think about this.

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her name is Luna!

(SHE/HER) 🐆🏳️‍⚧️🌙

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cicada molted on my car overnight. what miracles this world holds for us

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like talkin to friends in opposite time zones, its like turn based communication

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ohhhhh, so the clit has balls, good 2 know

Wig

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i suggest forcefem is a fun oxymoron

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jubilant friend upon being reminded of ur presence: this is why i fuck with you spiteful trickster when someone pisses her off: this is why i fuck with you

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bad luck brian meme that says WAKES UP BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL | STRANGLED WITH PIANO WIRE WHILE BRUSHING HIS TEETH. THE CRAZIEST PART? HE WASN'T EVEN THE TARGET! THE ASSASSIN WENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS AND POOR BRIAN JUST SO HAPPENED TO RESEMBLE HIS MARK! UPON REALIZING HIS MISTAKE, THE ASSASSIN COMMITS SUICIDE WITH HIS HANDGUN IN THE SAME ROOM. DUE TO THE DIFFERING NATURE OF THEIR DEATHS, THEY REACH DIVINE JUDGEMENT AT THE SAME TIME. THE ASSASSIN, NATURALLY, IS CONDEMNED TO HELL, WHILE BRIAN, WHO WAS LARGELY A NOBODY IN LIFE, IS GRANTED ENTRY TO HEAVEN AS COMMON COURTESY. HOWEVER, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, GOD MAKES A MISTAKE, AND THEIR SENTENCES ARE SWITCHED JUST BEFORE THEY DEPART; THE ASSASSIN ASCENDS TO HEAVEN, WHILE BRIAN IS DAMNED TO BOIL IN A POT IN HELL FOR ETERNITY. AND GOD DOESN'T CARE ENOUGH TO FIX IT! HE COULD SEND BRIAN TO PARADISE WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS, BUT BRIAN IS SO UTTERLY INSIGNIFICANT THAT EVEN GOD, WITH HIS INFINITE LOVE FOR HUMANITY, CANNOT MUSTER THE EMPATHY TO SAVE HIS IMMORTAL SOUL!

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There are sadly always other factors that can limit the accessibility of archery, but you might be surprised by how adaptable it can be!

Archery GB have some useful info if you’re looking to get involved in disabled archery