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why wouldnt you increase municipal taxes on rich people. itll make it more prestigious if its more expensive. rich people love wasting money in exchange for intangible prestige

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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"omg you'll post 'i need him' on the most average men" "she's mid" most of us are average and it's good that we can find beauty and desire in average people

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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i am unfortunately a sucker for “kissing practice” that escalates to making out with a little too much interest. and escalates. and escalates.

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my contribution to make a terrible comic day

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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.

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Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

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Bold of you to assume you are not loved. Have you looked to the stars

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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Jason and Stephanie Wayne for a Magazine about Gotham's darlings

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If I could suck out all his sadness through his cock I would

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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Re: non gothamite tim thread:

What if tim's mom gave birth to him like JUST outside of the city limits of Gotham by like inches - idk in the car? Fancy reclusive hospital? - and when tim finds out he stands at that diving line of the street with an "are you kidding me?" Look directed at Gotham

Nice try, Tim! You were born in Manitoba

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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I am done with ADHD. From now on I will only be HD. My resolution is crisp as fuck these days, you have no idea. Look at my pores, boy.