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"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

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Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

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Every now and then I add a new guy to my collection of fucked up little men

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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

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Wahoo

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been following you for a while and finally got the courage to send an ask! i love seeing every ask get basically assigned an animal, it gives them a lot of personality. honestly hope i get some sort of weird mammal from this, there's so many that would be interesting. but lets be real. its going to be a bug. they're always bugs. this is going to be a bug.

String identified: g a a a gt t cag t a a! g a gt aca ag a aa, t g t a t at. t gt t aa t, t' a tat ttg. t t a. t gg t a g. t' aa g. t gg t a g.

Closest match: Raja brachyura genome assembly, chromosome: 30 Common name: Blonde ray

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shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don't do anything to alert the bears okay?

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

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me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

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