abyssalbard
abyssalbard
Bard
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| They/them | 21 | | MINORS DNI!!! || I'm a Guilty Gear lorehead, amongst other series I'm invested in || Find me in so many fandoms, it's scary || Unless your name is Asuka R. Kreutz, I don't bite ^w^ |
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abyssalbard · 1 day ago
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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
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abyssalbard · 1 day ago
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abyssalbard · 3 days ago
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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abyssalbard · 3 days ago
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Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters
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abyssalbard · 3 days ago
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goomba
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abyssalbard · 3 days ago
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abyssalbard · 4 days ago
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Just got really sad realizing that AI is going to ruin the art of horrendous American fireworks packaging
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abyssalbard · 4 days ago
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abyssalbard · 4 days ago
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this being tumblr’s rep feels deserved ngl like u guys reap what u sow
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abyssalbard · 5 days ago
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DO YOU SEE???
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abyssalbard · 6 days ago
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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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abyssalbard · 7 days ago
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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
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abyssalbard · 8 days ago
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I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon
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abyssalbard · 8 days ago
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abyssalbard · 8 days ago
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(found in a comment thread about dragon age 2)
do you mean. fucking
BODAHN???
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abyssalbard · 10 days ago
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best r/shittyfoodporn post ever. this thing is like a son to me
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abyssalbard · 10 days ago
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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night
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