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PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE
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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that
#same length#which is#hilarious?#i didn't fucking notice that#had to count twice cause i snorted#like yeah. my chosen name is legit just like. a vibe SIMLIAR to birth name (i don't say dead cause it's not dead)#(is still actively used by family)#addi sounds like a nickname just like. missing a letter.
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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like
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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:
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While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.
Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
#hey local internet user that was traumatised at a young age here#yeah it seems really unlikely anyone would shriek (even the people that picked the shriek option) people gotta understand that it#takes like. a Second to process what's happened. unless it's someone you personally know/care for it would. be pretty unlikely that'd you#would have that extreme of a reaction. especially if it's not obvious they're dead.#OK TW TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE DYING/SUICIDE JUST TO COMPARE.#but like. if you saw someone hanging then yeah you're gonna assume they're dead/dying. but if they're just kinda laying on the floor#or whatever and not moving. with SOME blood. then you don't know they're dead they can just be injured.#anyways i don't think i'd actually process someone being dead. I don't see myself screaming/gasping or anything. i'd probably be#really confused and not be able to process it and dissociate. thats it.#welcome to i was Shown Things as a child and my brain doesn't know how to react to stuff anymore.
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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