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inspired by @jiraicon (really cute)

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im glad!!!

33 and 69

thank u for rhe ask!!!! and also for tagging me in a bunch of stuff lately... i rly appreciate it :3

33: Do you have trust issues?

hmm! ...yeah

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

kind of? i dont really believe in the "destined to be together" thing, because i dont think pure perfect relationships exist cuz that sounds impossible, but certain people really do complete eachother, i think. though i dont believe someone can have only one 'soulmate', so i think its a kind of????? is this making sense

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a silly miku

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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"can we talk about-"

yes we can, i would love to hear you ramble about this all day long and get excited over it because i love to see you happy.

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that last cat post i reblogged reminded me that if a dog-person cant tell the body language of a cat, then oftentimes a cat-person cant tell the body language of a dog. but then i remembered that dogs are less confusing

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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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MOOTIE U LIKE JESTERS ???

HELLO!!!!! yeah :D jesters r cool,,,

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33 and 69

thank u for rhe ask!!!! and also for tagging me in a bunch of stuff lately... i rly appreciate it :3

33: Do you have trust issues?

hmm! ...yeah

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

kind of? i dont really believe in the "destined to be together" thing, because i dont think pure perfect relationships exist cuz that sounds impossible, but certain people really do complete eachother, i think. though i dont believe someone can have only one 'soulmate', so i think its a kind of????? is this making sense

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really cool gif i found on the ground

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ive been watching the theory channels' old videos with matpat in them a lot lately, his voice is literally background noise now... which, he's also the reason why i downloaded fnaf + am downloading poppys playtime rn !

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heehee.. yeah... i havent had anything reach 100 in forever cuz gaming laptop stronk so i forgot she can do that ! im literally just downloading a game i didnt think that'd happen... sorry ame

laptop hit 100 cpu, watched ame puke like twice before realizing shit was going wrong

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laptop hit 100 cpu, watched ame puke like twice before realizing shit was going wrong