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Have you ever finished a book that was over 800 pages?

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it probably would never happen but i want sambucky to be canon not only because it would makes sense and it would be nice for them to be happy together and representation or whatever but mostly because it would be the funniest shit in the world. and for so many reasons. people are already racist and shitty about sam, can you imagine if he kissed a man. and can you imagine that man being basically everyone's favorite character in the current mcu. can you imagine how fucking elated sebastian "i want to recreate every rom com with you" stan and anthony "your personality would make a grown man smile" "pow pow pow" mackie would be if they got to get gay married. remember how they met by him trying to shoot him through the roof of a car and then ripping the steering wheel through the windshield. meet-cute of the century.

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HEY YOU! M*D out this friday june 27 get up wake up lock in ✨

Reneé via insta

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The best things that have ever been mine... finally actually are. Taylor Swift + discography

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Sophie Thatcher as Natalie Scatorccio ► YELLOWJACKETS | 1.06 Saints

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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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jedi but they're actual knights

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i understand the cicada noises but out of respect for their privacy i will not be translating

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aioli is such a fabulous word it's not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork

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Uranium Glass Saturn Lamp, New York World's Fair, 1939.

Posted by Helen Pitia

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Theodule lives the garrison life... Montreuil-Sur-Mer is a garrison town... I'm connecting the two dots

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Not enough jobs are willing to do training anymore, no matter what the situation. Grocery stores won't teach you to work a cash register, businesses won't teach you how to use their programs, even the arts won't teach you anything

Everyone wants a triple threat, expects you to just have those skills. In the old days? you could show up to a random theater barely able to dance and they'd teach you, and then the incel living in the walls would make you a world class singer and actor and you'd be headlining your own show in a few years

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sometimes you have a rough day and have to fall asleep directly on top of your battle boyfriend giving him as many dead limbs in the process as possible

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"Don't worry my beautiful mutual, I'll save you!" *Changes your two note flop post into a four note flop post*

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Tell me the waves won't rise And monsters will fade with time

SUN KILLER by SPIRITBOX + SHAUNA SHIPMAN

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I couldn’t decide which twin to use for the last one so I did both

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Interview with the Vampire 2.04 I Want You More Than Anything in the World

You sold me a dress. You overpaid. With crumpled up bills and some earrings with blood on them. Like they were ripped from the lobes. Don't remember you complaining. You had a body about to bloom and the mind of a sophisticate. You didn't smile.