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POV: you are about to get infodumped on by a very tiny, very enthusiastic Jedi🫐😁

Beloved blueberry Endrali art from @saph-y

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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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going forward i will only consume problematic media

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Local woman does not want to get out of bed to go to work where she will have to wait to endure a late-afternoon meeting in which she will be dogpiled.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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I am in tears laughing. my sister sold her couch on marketplace and accidentally gave them her cat too

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I know I'm preaching to the choir but like. You know you can wear masks for other sicknesses. Not just covid. If you have the flu or a cold or a stomach bug you can still wear a mask to help prevent the spread of it to others if you insist on going out! I just think it's the polite thing to do

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I’ve seen the way you blog. Something ain’t right. Let’s be friends

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contender for the funniest tag you can leave on someone's post

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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

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Unmute !

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In a just world, my elderly bosses understand the dangers of the heat and I spend the next 3 days working virtually and writing fanfic.

Alas. Hot as balls.