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IM SCREAMING SHES SO CUTE

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taylor: speak now and red are not sonically cohesive, they’re a little bit patchwork-quilty sonically

me:

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Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

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…I felt like these were important. 

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this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

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people actually liking each other at the same time sounds so fake

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GO AWAY TIFFANY

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this still hurts me

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HEY VANLIS FANS

We ran into some trouble while trying to send out free download codes because Gmail thought we were sending out SPAM and disabled our account and there were numerous delivery failures. But the good news is, we were able to make our tracks FREE until 5PM EST today so head over to https://vanlis.bandcamp.com/ to download our demos for FREE if you don’t have the means to buy them for whatever reason. Thanks again for your support!

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the most inspirational quote ever is now on my wall

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TECH GIVEAWAY!

I had so much fun with my last giveaway that I decided why not do another one! I try to give away things that I would want or things that I think are cool and I know a lot of people on here are students/artists/book lovers so I figured that it would be fun to go with a technology theme this time.

PRIZES:

One winner will receive your choice of the following:

Kindle Fire HD 6 (6′’ HD display, WiFi, 5 color options, 8 GB, 8 hour battery life, two cameras including 720p video recording)

Huion H610PRO Painting Drawing Pen Graphics Tablet (10’’ x 6.25’’, resolution of  5080 lines per inch, comes with rechargeable pen)

RULES:

must be following me (my blog is a mix of stuff but mainly art/aesthetic with a sprinkling of gayness and fandoms)

only reblogs count as entries (likes are bookmarks)

you can reblog this as many times as you’d like

no giveaway blogs

winner will be randomly selected

please don’t unfollow once the giveaway is over!

FAQ:

Is the giveaway international? Yes. It doesn’t matter where you live. I will ship worldwide. Do multiple reblogs actually increase my chances? Yes. It would help me tremendously if you could keep track of the number of times you reblog it and either tag it with that number or message me. Don’t make up a random number because I will check! If I win, do I have to give you my address? No and I would prefer if you didn’t actually! You can add your prize to your Amazon wishlist and I’ll ship it to you directly without ever seeing your address. How do I know this giveaway isn’t fake? Here’s proof of the winner of my previous giveaway.

The giveaway ends November 3, 2015. Good luck!

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Character development

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October is Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) History Month. Reblog this if you do not care what sexual orientation your followers are, you love them for just being themselves.

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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD