Ellie, 25, she/her. Baie St. Marie, N.É. Same username on AO3.
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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn��t [character] or [fandom]
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been catching up on comics I missed and it's reignited my love for this silly guy
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”
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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
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I’m going to say something controversial yet brave. I think I figured out another reason why the press is currently resurrecting their artificial scandal of “Biden old!!!”
The press and political pundit sphere are insisting that the 2028 Democratic primary must be a repudiation of Biden and the supposed cover up of his (fake) decline. They’re setting this up to attack Kamala Harris if she decides to run in 2028. In 2024, after Biden did what the press wanted and dropped out, they moved on to religiously sanewash Trump and attack Harris over nonsense in the mere ~100 days until the election. They didn’t have time for much else. But if Harris announces a presidential run in 2027, they’ll have over a year to interrogate her on their bullshit narrative and ask why she helped conceal Biden’s decline and blah blah blahhh. Maybe I’m wrong, and if she doesn’t run, then this will never come to fruition, anyway. But if it happens, you heard it here first on sprinkledsalt.gov. They do not want her to be president.
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"do you want him to wear the little hat?"
"yes please"
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love it when you’re watching a movie and willem dafoe shows up
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crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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