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Thinking about transfem Dave

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Hey, Jake & Jack fans, is this anything?

Both men imprisoned (literal & metaphorical).

Both offered an out from their current predicament by an outside force (arguably in the case of Brain Ghost Dirk).

Both have loose ties to Lord English visually.

Yellow initial glow & Gamzee involvement too.

Sometimes a guy just needs to explode (same pose too).

Both dual wielding weapons.

That same said weapon type (for Jack Noir) having killed Jane Crocker.

It's really looking like Jake is going to do her in.

I would also like to point out that we've had interactions involving these three (Jane, Jake, and Brain Ghost Dirk) before that consisted of similar topics & themes.

Brain Ghost Dirk implying that he's just there as moral support, a manifestation of Jake's powers, and as a coping mechanism. Jane also talking about ruling an empire with him while talking down to him, similar to how she saw and/or still sees him in Beyond Canon's Candy timeline. Jake also being uncertain about doing anything to harm her despite all the bad things she's doing.

Brain Ghost Dirk going away tells us that Jake's more hopeful than he's ever been. This is the moment where he is the most sure of his decisions than he's ever been in his life, whatever those decisions may be in regards to Jane and how to handle this situation.

He is probably going to shoot Jane down, quite literally. I would also argue that after all this time, the lad isn't beating the Lord English allegations. We might as well have a parallel of him killing Jane much like how Jack Noir killed her right before he got possessed by Lil Cal & given some of Lord English's immense power.

Alternatively maybe we'll get to see what the power of hope or hope bullets can do to someone whose done so much wrong & come so far off the deep end in terms of moral wrongdoings. Maybe with every shot that hits her, she'll begin to be swayed to the side of good & start to self-reflect.

I'm still not fully convinced that Gamzee actually cured Tavros' peanut allergy, I mean just look at the panel.

This could absolutely be interpreted as Jake injecting his hope power into the epipen and by proxy injecting both his power & the epipen into his son! If younger Jake is strong enough to defeat Grimbark Jade, then adult Jake might just be strong enough to defeat a peanut allergy is all I'm saying! In fact, now that I'm rambling about it, this seems like the more likely outcome is Jake's hope power swaying or (in the very least) confusing Jane mid-fight. Hope bullets, they would look cool & would be pretty strong!

The power of believing in others & wanting things to change can be a strong tool indeed, Mister English.

If there's one person who still believes in changing Jane's mind (or bringing her back to proper canonicity depending on how you interpret the recent lore), it would be Jake English, the believer.

Okay, maybe this is something! Tally ho!

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paint a bunch of heads then struggle to fit them all on one canvas

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monkeeman

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Stupid ass friendgroup brah.

First one is bc me and cy watched legally blonde where the greek chorus made me think... jake could have a crazy internal emotional ballad framed as a duet with brain ghost dirk about accepting himself and leaving bgd behind. Jake is so built for the stage

Anyway im trying to go back to my older doodle prompts too. I went back to that sleepover one with the arm wrestling hehe

Dont tag as any ships beside callieroxy or dirkjake pretty pls thankyou

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stupid little edit. they are horses

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ZOMG is this thing on??????? tumbler do u read???????

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This is Karkat in the majority of Homestuck

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JANE: I got some honey from this bee farm, and while the almond is rather underwhelming, the blueberry is almost too decadent. Like, mortals should not be able to consume something this good. It does help me from eating half the jar in one go, though. 

DIRK: Are you a bear? 

JANE: I’m trying, but getting T without a family doctor is borderline impossible.

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Are we still friends?

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1. were you raised by seagulls

2. how's minihoof and where did she come from

3. this blog is a goddamn gem and your brain meat is huge

1. Absolutely not.

2. Fished her out of the water.

3. Of course it is, I'm the only Dirk Strider ever to make this kind of blog ever.

I mean, uh. Thanks anon. You're the real gem.