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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Hook tried to kill Belle
Regina tried to kill Snow, Charming, and Emma
Rumple tried to kill everyone except Belle, Henry, and Neal
Hook (arguably) tried to kill Emma
Regina tried to kill Hook
Snow killed Regina’s mother
Rumple killed Hook’s girlfriend and his own wife
Regina killed Emma’s potential boyfriend and her own lover
Archie killed Marco’s parents
Charming killed Hook
Arthur killed Hook
Emma killed Hook
Snow and Charming almost killed Regina
Emma almost killed Lily
Lily wanted to kill Snow and Charming
Henry inadvertently almost got Snow, Charming, Hook, and Zelena killed when he destroyed magic
Zelena indirectly killed Neal
pretty much everyone has injured, or tried to injure, each other, including True Love couples; Snow scarred Charming, Emma knocked Hook out, Rumple manhandled Belle
Emma locked Hook up, Hook locked Emma up, Rumple locked Belle up, Regina froze Robin, Snow trapped Charming in a net, Regina locked Emma up, Graham locked Emma up, Emma locked Snow up
in conclusion, no one should be friends with anyone, everyone should be alone and/or in prison forever, the only healthy relationship is Henry x the storybook and even that is slightly obsessive, the end
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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I’ve made it to the top 12 (5) haven’t won yet but the second time I’ve been up there the first was exactly a year ago and I came runner up funny right. I’m so honoured to be up here with all these other amazing artists
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Drawing requests
I'm taking drawing requests it can be an idea or an actual image idc. Would love something funny to draw but it's not s requirement. Must be OUAT related
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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AU: Killian has magic "I Love you, Emma Swan. Will you marry me?"
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My red leather jacket… No, it’s fine. Really? Yeah, I like the red leather jacket ❤️
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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The dark swan may be gone but I still love her❤️
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My red leather jacket... No, it's fine. Really? Yeah, I like the red leather jacket ❤️
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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I'm not nothing I was never nothing
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Can I have this dance, Swan?
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Flashback to Season 3 💚💛💚💛 Tried to do a 3D sort of thing of Emma but it didn't completely work. Oh well you gotta fail to learn
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Hooks Closet
Summary: Charming Explores hooks closet aboard the Jolly Rodger. “Stupid pirate pushing me in the water, ugh now I have to wear pirate clothes” mumbled a wet charming as he opened the top closet inside the captains quarters “What tha?” charming said as he looked at the perfectly arranged closet “I know hook has a neatness problem but this is just ridiculous… and know I’m talking to myself, great” charming mumbled and with a weary expression he started to go through the closet. Along the left were 2 coats his normal pirate one and the one from the trip to Camelot “why does he still have this?” Next was about 6 different vests then about 15 identical frilly pirate shirts, that charming couldn’t help but laugh at. Then there where 3 modern vest once again all the same “hook really likes consistency” Next up where the modern shirts “FINALLY!!” charming exclaimed. There where about 15 different shirts all different patterns in dark blues as well as a purple one with massive roses on it that charming couldn’t help but crack up laughing at “why has he never worn this? He is never going to live this down” charming chuckled after putting the shirt back and grabbing a blue one to wear. Next charming came across a grey t-shirt “wow he owns something that doesn’t show chest hair SHOCKER” after pulling it out he realised why he had never seen it before along the front was the massive face of the Disney’s captain hook “bet henry gave this to him.” Still laughing he went onto the next piece of clothing which was all girls stuff a leather jacket and a few tops “must be Emma’s” hanging perfectly like it hadn’t been touched in centuries was a perfectly pressed white uniform with a missing jacket: a white button up and white pants. Charming knew what this was it was hooks old navy uniform and decided not to look at it anymore or move it more than he already had. With a sad sigh charming closed the doors and moved to the ones directly underneath “ah the pants” going through the neat shelves he realised there were about 25 pants and 15 of them were leather the rest where dark skinny jeans as well as a few girl jeans and girl pyjama pants “does hook seriously not have any comfortable pants?” grabbing the loosest jeans he could find, he rolled his eyes as he put on the very tight jeans and looked at himself in the mirror. “well snow is going to enjoy these they make my butt look great.” underneath those where 6 pairs of shoes two were black boots and a pair of black converse. The other 3 were obviously Emma’s one pair of thongs, boots and sneakers “thank god Emma and I have the same size feet” grabbing the thongs and putting them by the door to put on later. He wanted to see what else was inside hooks closet
after closing the closet doors, he opened the next one on the left “why do you have to open doors then pull out draws? strange” the top draw had suspenders and 2 different types of belts, normal and ones for swords. They were all the same once again “consist as always hook” chuckling he opened the next draw which had socks and new underwear that hadn’t been opened. “don’t tell me he goes commando” groaning he continued and saw that there was also a small speedo “didn’t need to see that” shuddering he pushed the draw shut. Charming pulled open the last draw which was obviously Emma’s draw it was also a complete mess. There where a bunch of bras, underwear and pyjamas as well as multiple tiny bikinis and “is that no it couldn’t be” a series of different sex toys! Slamming the draw shut with a BANG charming exclaimed “I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT AS WELL!!” with a slight shutter he closed the closet doors. “what do you think your doing mate?” charming jumped at the sound of hooks voice “hook don’t sneak up on people” “why were you going through my closet?” hook asked with a smirk and raised eyebrow. “being scarred for life by my daughter’s sex life” charming replied to a laughing hook “come on henry is ready to head back to shore” with that hook turned around and walked out leaving charming wondering what else was in the captains quarters and hoped it wasn’t more toys.
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Emma's date night pose 💗
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Killian & Emma on a walk 🍃
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Emma turned fairy🌟
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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OUAT CAST SHUT UP AND DANCE 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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Emma turned fairy🌟
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acaptainmarshmallow · 8 years
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@LanaParrilla: Field trip! The #onceuponatime cast at #sdcc2016 #evilregalsdcc #EvilRegals Season 6!!!! Wooohooo!!
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