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anerican choese

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it’s called mutual masturbation cause you’re supposed to do it with your mutuals

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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oh my bestfriend early seasons sunny

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I woke up at 6am and wrote an obituary for the two old guys in the muppets

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butch4butch

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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why don’t they make posters like this anymore

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I just want what they had

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“we need to see castiel again.” this statement we can’t possibly refute. “misha collins should be employed.” no i don’t think that’s true.

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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