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guys remember Before. things were so much Better Before. nothing was bad actually and it's definitely not just the flattening veneer of nostalgia degrading the integrity of my ability to understand even my own life. things used to be Great. Back when. Back in Before. we should Go Back and Make It Great Again.
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It's called Orwellian because George Orwell wrote a snitch list of people he thought unsuited to working for a propaganda arm of the UK government because he thought they were pro-communist, anti-white, or had homosexual tendencies,
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can i call you back im doing something weird
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Do you love the Eras of the Earth?
Which One?
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body count should refer to how many people you can convince to transition
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I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.
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silly thing I did for a friend
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Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations
"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."

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Love you science fiction best genre of all time that also sucks so bad
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happy mothers day to the mothers of palestine who have lost their children and to the mothers who were forced to give birth and be separated from their children in congo.
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financialization creates such obviously perverse incentives in direct opposition to anything being good for anybody that if i think about it too long i get angry
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After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.
‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.
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