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accidentally-insane
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I tried to bake a pineapple upside down cake once and it ended up being right side up. It was the first time I did something right and it was wrong.
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accidentally-insane · 7 years ago
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smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see
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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
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accidentally-insane · 7 years ago
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me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube
youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.
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Britney Spears Oops!…I Did It Again (2000)
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The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”
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accidentally-insane · 7 years ago
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When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
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accidentally-insane · 7 years ago
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I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this
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accidentally-insane · 7 years ago
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Skin is a built in onesie
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accidentally-insane · 7 years ago
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tumblr: these 7 people liked your post
me: cool, which post?
tumblr: these 7 people right here
me: okay i just want to see which post they liked
tumblr: it was the textpost :)
me: which. textpost.
tumblr: and these 7 people liked it :)
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accidentally-insane · 8 years ago
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accidentally-insane · 8 years ago
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when he texts you first
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