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If he hit it right I might take him on a flight on my chopper

Edmondo and Therese Morbilli (1866), Edgar Degas / Formation, Beyoncé

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Introducing my new favourite courtesy of the spectacular @taelxrmattoxjewelry 😍💪🌅Together we're going to conquer all. #jewelry #crystal #citrine #isitbigenough

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My @claytoncubitt mini prints are the most sensible purchase I've made in months. Buy more art it soothes your soul.

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The countdown to hanging out with Tallulah the mermaid bassett is on. Seen here modelling the latest in her premium limited edition line of kelp weaves in the style 'fishy realness' #dogsofinstagram #bassetthound #mermaid #fishyrealness #papsnoek

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You can lead a horse to water.

You can leave your horse behind.

Because your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance then he’s no horse of mine

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i lost it with the salad

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therapist: are you ever worried that- me: Yes

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Featuring my mom's boots from the seventies that were actually men's boots.

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cosmo tip #759

is your man a dog lover? walk his dog to show you care about it. then keep walking. don’t return. you are now the proud owner of an adorable dog

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im the offbeat claps

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The best part of the walk into town for all you can eat ribs.

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I literally just Peggy Olsoned myself. Now I need to find a painting of an octopus pleasuring a lady for Monday.

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Burlesque Skull Strip Tease 

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You know who’s gonna give you everything? Yourself. —Diane Von Furstenberg