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This beautiful edition of The Hobbit & The Lord of the Rings arrived yesterday! 

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So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

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You are my map. Let’s go! Lead on, my map. Show me where we’re going!

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Yesterday a wizard entered New York with a case. A case full of magical creatures. And unfortunately some have escaped.

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Cinderella references in Enchanted

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7 years of Christmas

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Off to Disneyland~ 

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I wasn’t insane until someone touched my heart.

Edgar Allan Poe (via wordsnquotes)

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this is better than anything SNL has ever done 

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Mark my words: you shall not go to the ball!

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Logging into tumblr on September 1st

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what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

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do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k

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September 1st aesthetics