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wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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(via cameronmross)

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Okay I know one of you bitches has a TurboTax for Strippers Cheat Sheet. Reblog to save a life.

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BIG fan of liminal spaces, my dream is to suddenly find myself in a small grocery store in some old fishing village in japan at 3am with no idea how i got there but someone i’ve never seen before but somehow know is waiting outside so i exit the store and wake up in Croatia wading in the salty sea at dusk and i’m alone and it’s 1982

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a SHInee night at Kibum’s house 

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Five-Star Hospitality by A_Diamond

Arthur Pendragon, smug asshole businessman, somehow manages to be unlike any asshole businessman Merlin’s dealt with as the night manager of one of New York’s finest five star hotels. Something seems to be building between them, but just when it heats up, it all comes crashing down. Merlin’s left to pick up the pieces of a heart that shouldn’t feel so broken from just a couple weeks of flirting and a single kiss.

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me as Jesus at 5 yrs old. 

monologuing

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Underwater Host

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FYI

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guest challenges gaston to a push up contest. (x)