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Cat Vs. Dog

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Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

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owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything

not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston

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sylvie + text posts

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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

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Seriously, get this man a jet ski

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y'know sometimes fanfiction is just an increasingly convoluted series of setups to make characters sit around and talk about their feelings, and that’s ok

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imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise

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i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

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man vs. wild

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James Acaster: Repertoire (Ep. 1)

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Via Tom Holland:

Via Jacob Batalon:

Via Zendaya:

If this is how press/marketing for Spider-Man 3 will be, I am SO here for it.

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famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

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being a writer is just like *idea* *imposter syndrome* *fear of people reading your work* *fear of people Not reading your work* *a single aesthetic* *idea*