bts as stupid shit my ex has sent to me~
Jin: “you cant say no to this face, it’s a sin”
Yoongi: “why tf are you hugging him like that in this photo?”
“i don’t give a fuck if it’s your dad - i’ll fight him”
Namjoon: “sooo you trynna come over and fuck?”
“….”
“shit sorry that was rude of me.”
“*sooo you trynna come over and fuck, please?”
Hoseok: ”a bird just rammed into my windshield and now it wont fly”
“Tsu I’m serious, it’s not fucking moving, what do i do????”
“fuck it it’s bout to be a hit and run, he’s God’s problem now”
Jimin: “tell me im pretty dammit.”
Taehyung: “stop ignoring me.”
“I said i was sorry!!.”
“She means nothing to me, I swear!”
“Fine you can have your dog back Jesus Christ…”
Jungkook: “LEMME SEE THE WHOLE TITTY SON.”
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“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”
These kid are the future.
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First day of jpopcon 2017 as Kenny and Butters
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Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via books-n-quotes)
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Reasons mabel pines is John laurens:
-likes turtles
-had a crush on alexander Hamilton
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