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Peak Lord meeting
Yue Qingyuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.
Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.
Out on a mission
Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse
Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness
Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic
Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.
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I was exactly the right age at exactly the right transitional period in history to have been an unsupervised preteen on dial-up BBSes, Usenet, IRC, and first-generation web forums, more or less in that order, so all things considered I think I'm doing pretty well.
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THE DELETED SCENE WHERE FORD SPITS INTO BILLS EYE AND THEN HE LICKS IT ??!!
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I wanted to make a comic of one of my favorite parts of the book of bill so I did
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( thanks dagnerd for the translation) I like gravity falls fanarts, but I was intimidated to post something. Do you think they have wiifi in the theraprism?
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Just when i started to get into some fun and interesting faggotry the other fag turned out to be a real evil individual
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A tail like mine!
[Characters from Countdown to Countdown]
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If you consume fanfic on ao3 and are 18+ and American I need you to lock in and call your senators saying you oppose a federal porn ban. This would effectively ban ao3 and being queer in public, among many other things, due to the intentionally vague language of the bill. I’m counting on queer tumblr and fandom tumblr to help me get the word out that you have to call your senators
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
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we were talking about gideon and his bullshit in the gc. and bill thought he was fucked up
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