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scared. Dont pick up my rock ok im hiding under there

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my giurlfriend grabs my Thang with one of those dinosaur grabbers so hard it draws blood and i let out a single, violent, angelic note that summons a flock of doves to our windowsill

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one week knowing the character VS 7 months being possessed by The Character thoughts (# 1 character fan)

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There's only one real way to categorise disorders and it's when you google it and the first results fit into one or more of the following categories:

1. "Is your child-" "Does your child-" "How to cope with the burden of being a parent for-"

2. "How to get better: Step One: have a lot of money!" "How to get better: Step One: simply stop having it!"

3. "10 Ways To Spot Sickopaths With This Disorder So You Can Protect Yourself" "The Bad People Disease -by Dr. Eugene X."

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

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LGBT people, I need you to know that any “pedophile execution bill” passed in the US is meant to put you, personally, to death. When the right says “groomer,” they’re talking about you. When they say “predator,” they’re talking about you. When they say “pedophile,” they’re talking about you. Any actual child sex abusers who are convicted and executed would be, to them, a happy accident, a cherry on top of a law that’s meant to exterminate anyone who deviates from the cisgender, heterosexual norm.

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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

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You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

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What is your favorite flashlight 🔦🔦🔦

These old flashlights by Ray-o-vac, circa 1930. "Bullet" is all I've heard them called. I genuinely can't find much information about them, so I don't know too much. Documentation about standard civilian flashlights is nonexistent save for old ads if anybody bothered to save them. All the flashlights in this line look like sex toys though and that makes them near and dear to my heart.

Obviously I am still an amateur flashlight collector, so I'm still learning the ropes!

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B-but fire alarm senpai, I didn't do anything wrong! Why are you yelling at meee (>//<)

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It fucking sucks having weird hobbies, there's no documentation about any of this

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Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.