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Edinburgh Pride, June 21st 2025

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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the thing about people is that they love to reduce complex scenarios to binary dichotomies, which is entirely understandable psychologically and sociologically speaking, but is also undeniably like trying to do home improvement on an ancient sprawling labyrinth to renovate it into a white-walled unfurnished studio flat

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trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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there is only one number who has ever ate another. there is only one number who has ever died. which one feels worse

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it's so funny to be an adult with parents who were often verbally combative because like... what do you mean you needed to have the last word against a 9 year old???? like i love analyzing old arguments and realizing "that was 32 year old man arguing with a child" and... i am 31 and could not picture myself doing the same thing which is very reassuring that i'm doing ok

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brown guy: hey ive noticed this really racist & harmful behavior is common in the queer community, can we do something about that

dozens of qpoc in the notes: yeah i experience this all the time and its really made me feel unsafe and alienated from what is supposed to be my community

random fucking white person: um this isnt real because its literally never happened to me? you are just making this "racism" thing up just to conceal the fact that you are trying to make me feel bad for my racist actions(which also dont exist. this behavior doesnt happen except for when i do it its fine and justified but also it isnt real i hope this helps)

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Old king, our leader is dead You've destroyed the serpent's head Now the rest of us are no longer a threat Old king, forgive us instead So that no more blood is shed Let's have open arms instead

No

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Out here dreaming up posts that are only funny if you are familiar with the plot of the Odyssey, the classic 1870 sci-fi novel Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, the 2003 film Finding Nemo and also know the Latin word for "no one".

Fortunately this is tumblr and everyone loves stupidly niche jokes. Here is my vision:

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

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Athena being badass in the arena 🦉

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having so much fun blocking anyone who repeats the whole us is getting dragged into war rhetoric. they're never aggressors no they're just simply forced to murder people. they're not a sovereign, nuclear armed state with the largest gdp. this shit is old. this shit is propaganda.

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5 Mario Characters I'd Eat & How I'd Cook Them

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biblically accurate haymitch abernathy