Multi-fandom, mostly pokemon though. Self proclaimed pokemon master~. Love writing even though I dont actually share anything lol. Call me Sparks! Asexual/Arospec. They/Xe. 20+. Header is from Disneys Haunted Mansion, icon made with https://picrew.me/image_maker/299540
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inventing a new kind of sex that can get that man not just pregnant but also gregnant or pegnate or even prangent
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motivational mimikyu ko-fi request!
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WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP
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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.
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"are they lovers?"
worse. it's a sports anime
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
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Go! SEE! ELIO!
Don’t listen to the the stupid reviews! It’s fun! It’s funny! It’s heartfelt and it is MUCH more worthy of your time than any live action remake out right now! Fight for original films! Support stuff made by directors that want to break into the field and make more!
If you are a rottmnt fan and are curious about Open the Floodgates, click here.
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Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark
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