High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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I start my undergrad in 3 months, I will continue to blog weird shit I hear on campus. Who knows, one day this may extend to weird shit my students will say when I'm an educator. Tumblr never stops.

Also, I accept submissions from other's classrooms and afterschool activities through my Asks so feel free to submit yours!
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"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25
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"one big family!"
(20 new students added)
"Family's growin..." - 3/10/25
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Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:
"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member
"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later
"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager
"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink
"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot
"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes
"I don't like to be mean" -my director
"get it grandma!" -someone backstage
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"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25
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"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."
"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25
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“stop having finger sex” - 2/14/25
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*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*
"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25
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"*coughs*"
"You vapin?"
"yeah?"
"Quit." - 2/13/25
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"You multiply like crazy" -1/29/25
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"That's a very Sexy Name" -1/29/25
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"I'm afraid your family drew Andrew's into the ground in the 1300s" - 1/29/25
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"When Andrew get's married, someone tell me her name so I can send her my condolences." -1/28/25
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"Scary Nudes" -1/28/25
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"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25
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"We're going to have to hump now" -1/27/25
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