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south park kids vs. braces

thinking about what south park kids would have braces once they get to middle school so far i've got: 1.) Kyle. Seems right. But also because, 2.) Cartman, but SPECIFICALLY AFTER KYLE HAS ALREADY GOTTEN THEM. When Kyle gets his braces, Cartman spends the following week(s) relentlessly teasing him for having them. He also frequently teased other kids who had them. Kyle was dreading getting them for this exact reason. Until Cartman goes to the dentist, and they tell him and his mom that he’s gonna need braces. He tries to get out of it, but alas (Actually no, he probably reluctantly stopped fighting when his mom said she’ll buy him all the ice cream he wants while he’s recovering from the pain of first getting them). Anyway he comes into school with braces, and now suddenly, he treats Kyle like his sworn brother in arms or something and he’s all “us brace faces have to stick together kahl” and Kyle is like “OH STOP IT. YOU SPENT THE LAST 3 WEEKS MAKING FUN OF ME FOR HAVING BRACES, AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE THEM, YOU’RE PULLING THIS SHIT.” and he’s like Jeez kyle i thought this was something we could connect on but i guess i was wrong . Cartman also doesn't give two shits about what foods he should avoid when he has braces and he eats them all anyway and every orthodontist appointment there's breakage. And when he finds out about retainers oh Jesus Christ. He crashes out. He also takes them out all the time, and is constantly complaining about them, and Kyles like GROSS DUDE PUT THEM BACK IN AND GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 3.) I think Kenny needs braces, but his family can't afford them. I usually draw him with a missing front tooth but before that I think he had a tooth gap (and i frequently debate giving him back his front tooth and just drawing him with the gap HAHA). Maybe some other issues too but I don't think his teeth are that bad, and because of this when he's older and can afford them, he doesn't bother. I'm undecided on whether or not Butters would have braces. I'm leaning no. However, if he did need braces, I can see his parents grounding him over it. some stupid shit like “What did I say Butters? I said if you needed braces you were gonna be GROUNDED, Mister! But you went ahead and decided not to listen, and here we are. Do you know how much this will cost me and your mother each month for the next 3 years?” Feels in character for them to ground him over something that is completely out of his control. Also he would not be allowed to eat any of the forbidden foods and if his parents catch him they ground him for that too. Other kids who I think end up having them are Craig and maybe Tweek. Maybe Bebe too. I know Jimmy already has them so he probably has them in middle school too but I'm unaware of the specifics of that..

Feel free to add onto this with any of the other kids !!!

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First vs most recent List trio drawings

2023 vs 2025

Wow the improvement.

This is what practice gets you kids.

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Leo Valdez to round out the lost trio.

If I did this with the rest of the seven who should I do next?

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Jason Grace...my son...my baby boy.

(Leo is next so I can complete the trio obvs)

I love him sm guys. You have no idea

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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Sometimes sitting in your room with all the lights off with only some sunlight coming in is the best way to combat the heat.

(Context it's like 35° Celsius (95° Feranhite to any Americans reading) here and it feels like 38° (not as bad as yesterday tho where it felt like 47°)

Remember to stay hydrated guys. Especially if you live somewhere hot. (Also wear a hat and sunscreen)

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Malconnor cause they're super underrated

(Also I'm TRYING with coming up with designs for the cabins. Key word is TRYING)

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Piper McLean guys. It's her.

Lmao I drew this instead of sleeping

If she's got no fans I'm DEAD.

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alright I need to yap about more SMATLL analysis I've been thinking about and I gotta get my brain juices flowing cause I'm done school for the summer

OK so I've Yapped before how in this fic Style is a lot like Percebeth and I made a whole ass tiktok talking about how Stan is similar to Percy and I've talked about how Butters has similarities to Luke.

but this time I wanted to focus on Kenny, cause He isn't as one-to-one as some characters (eg Stan to Percy, Kyle to Annabeth, Butters to Luke or Craig to Clarisse)

so for Kenny there are four characters from the original Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series that I see elements from.

I'll go one by one with when I noticed these similarities:

1st: Luke Castellan while Butters may have loads more similarities to Luke you can't deny that Kenny also has HUGE Luke Parallels. because Kenny is the first other demigod Stan meets and forms some sorta connection with (like Percy and Luke in TLT), how he's the demigod that shows Stan around camp and introduces loads of the gods stuff to him, just like Luke.

2nd: Grover Underwood a lot like how his similarities to Luke are due to him being the first DEMIGOD he (Stan) forms connection with, he's also the first other person as a WHOLE we see Stan form a connection with. a lot like how Grover was Percy's first friend. (not fully the same but shut up) I also see this parallel due to Kenny being the third demigod on Stan's Quest, so it would make sense that if Stan was a Percy Parallel, and Kyle was an Annabeth parallel Kenny would be Grover.

3rd: Nico DiAngelo ok its not JUST cause in this AU he's a Hades kid (tho that IS a factor) or the dead sister/siblings/mother. but it's also the level of outsider that Kenny has in this fic. the rest of the camp is weary of him, like how in HOO the rest of the seven (Minus Hazel cause) are weary of Nico. Kenny feels like an outsider being the only big 3 kid at camp, while Nico feels like an outsider cause after Bianca dies (and before Hazel comes back from the underworld) he is the only child of Hades at CHB, while yes they ARE very different the biggest reason is how Nico embraces his powers basically and has been using them since he was 10 in Titans Curse to when we see him most recently in TSATS while Kenny DOESN'T like using his powers (which will be brought up in the next part of the post) they DO have their similarities that you can't look past.

4th: Leo. Valdez. firstly the backstories. in one of the SMATLL chapters it is revealed that Kenny seems to feel guilty for the deaths of his Mortal family and that just shouted Leo Valdez to me. Kenny in this fic doesn't like his powers and doesn't use them as he seems to feel they're responsible for the death of his loved ones. yk who else felt that way?LEO VALDEZ. Leo has the rare ability of a Hephaestus Kid to have fire powers, and yk his mom died in a fire. so that would put some more guilt on this kid's shoulders about his Mom's death especially after what his Aunt would be saying about it. while Later on both Leo and Kenny seem to start using their powers more like how in chapter 23 Kenny uses them way more than he Had in the past 22 chapters. and Leo uses his Fire Powers a little more in the later books (to my knowledge it's been a couple years since I've read HOO) both Kenny and Leo seem to have this mask of "yea I'm totally fine guys" that sometimes will break especially when their POV is the one we're reading. people seem to forget that Leo is NOT ok during these books lmao.

thank you for coming to my Yap session and for listening to me talk for WAY too long about this silly au I'm obsessed with.

fic is by @alottodix

link to the fic:

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Im so sick of seeing people saying Piper is the weakest of the seven.

Physically maybe. But POWERS WISE?!

She would be AT LEAST top 3.

Cause do we not remember she's got CHARMSPEAK?!

Probably one of the most overpowered powers I've ever READ ABOUT.

SHE GOT GAIA TO GO BACK TO SLEEP TEMPORARILY IN BLOOD OF OLYMPUS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

if any of the seven were the weakest (POWERS WISE) it would be Annabeth (sorry girl ILY but it's true 😔)

No Piper McLean hate will be tolerated in my presence.

Debate with the Wall Piper is one of the strongest Demigods Powers wise outta the Seven. Cause she can just say words in a spesific way THEN BOOM.

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Imo, Photograph is one of Ed Sheerans best 🙌

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ART FIGHT TEAMS WERE ANNOUNCED AND Y'ALL KNOW I HAD TO PICK THE PRETTY PINK ONE

(My Art fight link)

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OC LORE DROP TIMEEEEEE: OK so. Firstly the "woman" on the Right is Denzel. BUT if you remember the comic I posted the other day you'd remember that Denzel popped away with a red spark. That was a old witch who's responsible for Tynan's Mom's death Denzel does NOT have control of his body or actions. Tynan is screwed cause not only is he DOWN BAD for Denzel but he's drank from him (cause Vampire lol) but a witches blood is cursed so Tynan has very little in the ways of control over HIS actions that all falls onto the spirit possessing Denzel. (If you saw the rendering experiment I did a couple months ago you've seen the scars on Tynan's neck. That is from the spirits cursed chain that keeps him fully teathered and where she can find him. Because she KNOWS who he is. And what it means if he's under her control. To her. Tynan is more valuable alive.

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Or just questions abt my ocs

Most are linked in my pinned post :p

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Who’s Shorter?

Y’all we need more Shorter Usagi x Taller Leo.

I’m tried of everyone making Usagi taller Leo, he’s not. He’s short and Leo loves his short king.

I WILL DIE IN ON THIS HILL!!!

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this is proof they should kiss