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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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Happy pride month to the trans guys that have to fight to be seen as men. The trans guys who don’t pass. The trans guys who don’t get gendered properly unless it’s in a malgendering way. Even if no one sees you as a guy, I do. From one nonpassing trans guy to another, I’m glad you’re here and I hope you have a good month💙

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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@spaceboibrainrot I need you to see this theory video because holy fucking shit bro

WATCH THIS PLEASE!!!!

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?

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H! R! T! T! O!!! G-O!!!!!

You! can! take! testo—sterone!

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MAJOR TBOY NEWS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

click here for a link to the article

For those who don't know Glenn Copeland, he is an amazing trans elder who has made some absolutely stunning music over his long career. I love him and his art so fucking much and you should ABSOLUTELY listen to his music—its gorgeous and meaningful and so full of love. He is such a good choice for this type of show. As both a fan of his and a lover of puppet-based edutainment I'm fucking over the moon. GO SUPPORT HIM NEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gods least favorite freak !! on several spectrums and gay as fuckkkkk. they/he/it/vy

i make stimboards and kandi and punk shit and draw sometimes

furby blog → @furbing-atrocities

alterhuman blog → @fish-forcibly-removed-from-water

agere blog → @dreamy-puppy-xo

self-ship blog -> @keigos-little-brother

art fight -> @ya_boi

kandi patternz -> @L3viathan_xo

pronouns page -> @Leviathan-

discord -> @.leviathan.xo

mooties can ask for my insta if they want <3

links under the cut - please credit the owner if you use any of the graphics! they're not mine, but its basic courtesy!

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hi, may I request some blinkies of starscream (various generations) with the text "jester's privilege" please?

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Disabled adults fuck. Disabled adults SAY fuck. Disabled adults watch porn. Disabled adults drink. Disabled adults do dangerous things for the fun of it. Disabled adults do stupid things.

Adults with Down Syndrome fuck. Adults with Down Syndrome SAY fuck. Adults with Down Syndrome watch porn. Adults with Down Syndrome drink. Adults with Down Syndrome do dangerous things for the fun of it. Adults with Down Syndrome do stupid things.

Autistic adults fuck. Autistic adults SAY fuck. Autistic adults watch porn. Autistic adults drink. Autistic adults do dangerous things for the fun of it. Autistic adults do stupid things.

Adults with Cerebral Palsy fuck. Adults with Cerebral Palsy SAY fuck. Adults with Cerebral Palsy watch porn. Adults with Cerebral Palsy drink. Adults with Cerebral Palsy do dangerous things for the fun of it. Adults with Cerebral Palsy do stupid things.

Neurodivergent and disabled adults are ADULTS.

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Just saw a video analysis about if the Scooby gang could beat Light Yagami. I wasn’t worried about the gang but I didn’t realize how cooked Light was. Velma alone is way smarter than L, Freddy would instantly see through the trapped drawer that hid the Death Note and Scooby is such a wildcard overall, who is immune to the Death Note because he isn’t human. So even if he gets the rest of the gang, Scooby is coming with a vengeance.

Funniest scenario is Shaggy and Scooby trailing Light only to be confronted by him. Light tries to kill Shaggy but can’t because he would never just give away his name as “Norville Rogers.” Light thinks Shaggy is some genius playing fourth-dimensional chess with him.

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."