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For an additional $8 you too can have a showgirl constantly interrupting your gameplay

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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Stories should have in-universe clichés and stereotypes. A teenage dragon rider who gets a dragon who will be his steed for life and is a solid inky black and immediately names her Midnight. He then immediately encounters someone who sees his steed who goes "lmao please don't tell me you're one of those young riders who gets a dark-colour dragon and immediately names it Darkness or Midnight or something, and starts acting like being dark and broody has been their whole thing their whole life."

And he immediately scrambles back like "oh no of course not that's cringe, her name is - uh - Daisy."

Meanwhile the Morbid Broody Dark Gothy One is bonded with a bright dandelion yellow dragon, naming her steed Sulfur and then revamps her whole aesthetic into a black-and-yellow Toxins, Poisons And Venoms -theme.

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I don't know man, seems pretty gay to me 🤔🏳️‍🌈

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This Is how their first meeting went trust me I was there

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Sad little meow meows (they’re mass murderers)

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when there’s a spider in dr. seward’s office he gets renfield and makes him catch it

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Which one of you worked on Renfield, I know it was some Tumblr millennial because it had a 13-year-old MCR song over the action sequence and referenced Wiccan Tumblr

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כשאני לא בממד המחשבות שלי כזה: החיים פה הם פאקינג רולטה רוסית. באזעקה הבאה זה נטו עניין של מזל אם הבית שלי ייהרס, או של חברים שלי, ואולי מישהו שאני מכירה ימות. זה מציאות נוראית והחרדה התמידית הזאת מחרפנת.

כשאני בממד ויש אזעקה: אם לישראל היה בומברדירו קרוקודילו ולאיראן היה בום בום ביני גוזיני מי היה מנצח

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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New fear unlocked:

I go to dashcon 2 to meet the muppet joker and he's actually british

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"When you're trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII😭😭"

Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma

"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣"

Location: Sydney, Australia

"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"

Location: Kyiv, Ukraine

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"