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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this
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It’s my birthday so I’m forcing people on my dash to look at my cat. I can’t afford to blaze it but please look at him. His name is Fionn!










A very kind soul has decided to blaze this post! And if you want to see more of Fionn, check out @fionn-the-cat
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Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to
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An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.
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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts
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Does anyone wonder what Gelebor does with his time and wonder if he is lonely
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It's communitycaresrx.com for pharmacies owned by Ahold-Delhaize (like Hannaford in New England and New York state)
Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
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The creature who fell in love with the light
[Watercolor and gouache, based on ‘The Fog Horn’ by Ray Bradbury]
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Customer: GRANDPA DMV: BOOB MAN Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: DMMTJIM DMV: DAMN IT JIM Verdict: DENIED
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