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Learn to Take Women Seriously

           I’m sick and tired of hearing ignorant men saying that woman are being overly dramatic about their period.

           Imagine all of the organs located in the lower half of your abdomen feeling as if they are being tugged and stretched in a variant of motions, as if they were made of taffy. This cramping becomes so painful, that it could be considered by medical professionals as the equivalent of a minor pregnancy contraction. Simultaneously, you either have diarrhea, or are so constipated that you feel as if you might explode. Your stomach is so bloated that your clothing no longer fits correctly, and, apparently, a tiny person has decided to begin blowing bubbles out of your stomach acid, because you are able to feel them pop. You endure the length of the horrific week (perhaps longer) in a constant state of disphoria, feeling as if you will never accomplish anything in life, and becoming depressed. Also, you are nearly always nauseous, but, at the same time, you have insanely powerful cravings for amounts of junk food that would surely leave you only vomiting, and feeling worse than you did before; you also begin to break out in blots of acne from the oils in the excessive amounts of chocolate you are indulging in. You may feel faint at times, as if you were constantly in danger of passing out. Your hormones are so incredibly jumbled that you begin to bawl at the slightest incident, or become angered when a tiny thing goes wrong. You walk around, hating the world and everyone in it, and yet, you want someone to talk to and listen to you, and just be there for you. Whilst all of these number of things are occurring across, and throughout, your body, you are constantly bleeding out of your vagina. A never ending, gushing waterfall of thick, crimson solution streams out of you, and, it sometimes contains clots that are so enlarged, that they are able to be easily held in your hand. Not only are you bleeding for an entire week without ceasing, but, you must make trips to the store to pay an expense of over twenty dollars, for supplies that you must keep in your purse, lest you bleed through your clothing. Many pairs of underwear will be stained in red, ruined from further use. Whenever you stand from a sitting position, you know you have just showered yourself in so much blood, that, if you were to add up the amount of blood you had lost from your period(s) in your lifetime, you would have enough blood to legitimately die of blood loss. This is not all, however; you are incessantly bombarded by men who belittle you for going through a simple, bodily function. These “men” joke about all of the struggles you are enduring, because they haven’t a clue what it’s like to be in an endless state of torture. Not to mention the fact that, in society, if you are on your period, your emotions are no longer valid, so nothing you say matters for an entire week put of every single month. Oh, and don’t forget: you must never, ever speak of your period in public, because that’s just gross, and the majority of the male population are too scared to even hear the word. You must go through this week of torment, acting all the while as if nothing is wrong.

           I sincerely hope that you take all of this to heart, and take the extra time to more fully educate yourself on this vital topic. The next time you decide to make a comment about a woman on her period; don’t. Gain some maturity, and learn how to take the opposite sex seriously when they say they are in immense pain, and feel ill. We aren’t faking it; though, we wish we were.

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On your period like

Blood, blood, gallons of the stuff

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Nobody’s favorite vacation destination.

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me: alright now I need to get work done this wee-

uterus: and now I shall reenact the French Revolution

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Period Struggle #16

Standing up with a pad on

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Thoughts i'm guessing everybody has while on their period at school

Me: I don't want to get up it will be Niagara falls

Me: Why doesn't anybody use pads i hate tampons

Me: I feel hungry but i want to puke at the same time

Me: Do I have to use the bathroom or is that just blood

Me: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I BRING ADVIL WITH ME TODAY IM GONNA DIE

Me: Is anybody else suffering this much

Me: White pants is a death sentence

Me: Life must have been hell before pads/tampons

Me: Some people get hospitalized??

Me: I'm dying

Me: FUCK I HAVE GYM

Me: Why does every teacher think i can go in between periods 3 minutes isn't enough time

Me: This is so gross but I want to talk about it for some reason idk

Me: I forgot to grab one from my bag now i have to walk across the classroom to get a goddamn pad wow im so inconspicuous

Me: Blood

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a moment of silence for the people in the past and present who had/have to deal w periods without convenient disposable pads or tampons

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Me on my period

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When you’re on your period and the idiots around you just won’t shut up

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me: oh no my period started!! it's an emergency i need a pad oh no

some nice girl who is just trying to help: oh here! i have a tampon!

me: Thank You For Your Concern But I Am Not Putting That In My Body

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Dear feminine product companies:

You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.

No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror.

I want real.

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when you start your period

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little list of fictional characters i'm mentally dating

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Friendly reminder that Warner’s first word in Shatter Me was Juliette’s name.

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Warnette trash isn’t something you are as soon as you meet the characters. No. At first you are so sure that you will never ship them. But then one day you turn a page and you’re like, “This is it. I am here. I am trash. I am never going back.”

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if you‘re aaron warner trash clap your hands

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I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR AARON WARNER