30s. In love with fictional men. Too socially anxious to exist. ADHD af. Always mentally under the Surge with Adam /pos
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Don’t kill yourself you cannot let johnny depp outlive you
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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow
#what's next? the next day on the next day?#the day after that on the day after that?#the torment never ends
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I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk
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i love you, you're beautiful, your butt looks great, and you're worth it
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dating a sheepgirl and I sneak up behind her causing her to ram me into the wall and spear me with her horns and she cries cause she knows its fatal and as I lay dying in her arms I whisper into her ear "looks like you didnt consider the ramifications..." then bleed out and die
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Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.
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5 sexiest things a woman could wear
Full suit of armor
Just an oversized teeshirt
blood of her enemies
leather jacket
Super cool sword on her back
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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
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do u like my david fanart
i will be printing this out and sticking it on my forehead. yes i adore it
#angel would absolutely hide every one of davey's shirts so he'd have no choice but to wear this#and i love that about them
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me: fuuuuck… i really feel like this dish needs a little something extra …..
the flavorful garlic:
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Tim Curry might be the epitome of "understands the assignment" and never gives less than 110% and damn I love him so much for that.
#i've adored tim curry since the first time i saw rocky horror#i was 3 or 4 at the time#i watched it regularly until i started asking my mum questions that made her realise it wasn't exactly kid-friendly fare#and then i wasn't allowed to watch it anymore#then through the years i kinda forgot about it and didn't watch it again til my late 20s
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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
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evil infodumping where you just tell lies
#once upon a time i was studying to be a library tech so i will not be doing this#i will however be laughing if somebody else does
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