acenerdsbian
acenerdsbian
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Kes, 32, she/they, autistic queer, usually blogging from the mobile app, this blog contains a good mix of sexy fictional ladies, rampant shipping, and things I think are funny or just plain awesome. I write, so you can find some of that here too. (icon by bananacrumbs)
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acenerdsbian · 2 hours ago
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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.
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acenerdsbian · 4 hours ago
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acenerdsbian · 4 hours ago
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season 2 of atla is so good because you’ll watch an episode and it’ll be like -
A plot: aang learns to stand his ground in order to begin earth bending
B plot: zuko screams at god to strike him down with lightning
C plot: sokka is stuck in a hole
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acenerdsbian · 4 hours ago
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acenerdsbian · 4 hours ago
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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acenerdsbian · 4 hours ago
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acenerdsbian · 4 hours ago
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Five months into Trump's presidency, and we are in a war.
Did his supporters have that on the bingo card?
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acenerdsbian · 4 hours ago
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Uranium Glass Saturn Lamp, New York World's Fair, 1939.
Posted by Helen Pitia
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acenerdsbian · 5 hours ago
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I wish there was a way to completely OPT OUT of AI. Like you could set your ENTIRE Internet browser to NOT shove it down your throat.
When social media was getting big, you could just NOT get a Facebook or a Twitter. It was simple as that. You can't do that with AI.
Trying to find a job? It goes straight to an AI filter. Trying to look at art? Here's 100+ ai shit. Trying to look up who was in what movie from the 1980s? GOOGLE GEMINI IS HERE WITH THE COMPLETELY WRONG ANSWER!
Someone PLEASE create a way to allow people to get AI the FUCK OUT of our lives if we DO NOT WANT IT!
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acenerdsbian · 5 hours ago
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acenerdsbian · 5 hours ago
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his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it
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acenerdsbian · 5 hours ago
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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL
our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much
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acenerdsbian · 5 hours ago
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
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acenerdsbian · 5 hours ago
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bat at hornets nest maybe but "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry potter movies
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acenerdsbian · 7 hours ago
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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is
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pronounced fay' sloot
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acenerdsbian · 7 hours ago
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Lo-fi detective beats to investigate wizard crimes to 🎵 It's showcase day for the @artists-guild-of-exandria gang!! This time I got to draw everyone's favorite birb dad and senior sightwarden of the great (and doomed) city of Avalir, Cerrit!
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