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how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted

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describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

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Feels so so so good to finally be free of responsibilities forever now that I'm done with academia : )

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he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was

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chris martin accidentally exposing a CEO for cheating with his employee via a kiss cam at a coldplay concert is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while

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getting 0 likes on a textpost means i had a thought so original no one could relate

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If you’re using Skype you should dump it and get Discord instead!

Pros:

Cleaner, easier to navigate interface

Free servers for more permanent group chat things (way easier to hop in and out of chats)

You can actually have different nicknames on each server if you want

Is actually well built and doesn’t make your computer yearn for death

Stuff coming down the pipeline soon according to devs:

Video chat

Linux client

Cons:

All your friends aren’t on it

But you can change that

Download it. It’s great and it’s only getting better. It’s aimed at gamers but it has nearly all the functionality of Skype and then some.

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anyone remember this vine

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any girls wanna turn into gears that dont fit together and grind horrbily and ruiningly

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I think some of you guys are lying about wanting someone to put out a cigarette on you tbh I think some of you would cry

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perhaps having sex in the middle of a forest would fix me

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Does anyone older than me want to have kind of a weird problematic thing going on

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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

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this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for