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call me zac because idk what the efron with me

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sorry?? half the country travelled overseas in the last year?

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it's genuinely infuriating that you can't go to the movies anymore without hearing people talking and seeing the light from someone's phone in the corner of your eye and you can't take a train without hearing tiktoks or someone's facetime call on speaker or a youtube video on 2x speed

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Okay

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my friends and i can't stop referencing this post

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noticing a concerning trend in this year's showbag offerings...

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waow… over 100

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

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taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

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LMFAO is nuts to me like imagine having that kind of relationship with your uncle. imagine party rocking in the house with your uncle