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jayce talis: yeah so when he turned Evil ™️ i told him how beautiful his imperfections are and i held him tenderly and that solved basically everything

jayce giopara, winded from swinging his hammer at his favorite ex: what the fuck

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How it started vs How its going: Meljay Edition.

⸻ MEL MEDARDA & JAYCE TALIS, Arcane

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does anyone know how to make a desicion

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’the hexcore was manipulating viktor and the parallel with viktor and the hexcore, and Jayce and Mel is there to illustrate that fact’

yes I agree. Good

‘the hexcore was manipulating viktor therefore he has little to no agency in his decisions in the latter half of season 1 and absolutely no agency in season 2’

no I don’t think that’s true

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result

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hi house fandom I drew this for you do you like it

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

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i still find it so genuinely Weird when i think about the fact that fat people irl are a rather common occurrence. your family, your friends, your coworkers, people on the bus, random passerbys - there are fat people there. usually often. but when you look at Any form of media - movies, tv shows, video games, books are more complicated as not a visual medium but there too, fat people are almost nonexistent. one fat person for the whole movie. one fat person in the background of your fictional city. this is so insanely unrealistic but at the same time nobody comments on this and "we" accept it as normal!! and then people even think their own fatness makes them into some rare failure instead of one of the incredibly common body situations. crazy

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pirate timebomb but make it extra soft

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i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

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seeing eye 2 eye

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every discord server has the guy experiencing problems you didn’t even know were possible