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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

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There's a weird little diamond that's appeared in my YouTube and I have no idea what it's supposed to do.

It's fun to press though. I think I'll call it Jeremy.

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Oops I dropped a link to Libre office which is open source and another alternative to Microsoft. It's also compatible with Microsoft which is nice.

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We must burn down every last Swig and Fiiz.

We must do everything in our power to eradicate Mormonism.

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you're not quite an emergency, is the thing. you're just having a bad spell. so what if you can't ever really catch your breath. can't ever really feel at ease. a buzzing, terrible feeling.

but emergencies are loud, and passionate, and hit the floor. you are not a lion or a hurricane, you just live in a pretty okay apartment and your back hurts. you wake up and drag yourself out of bed and banish what if i was dead thoughts like cobwebs. you pick out your clothes and try to stay active. you apply for jobs on the internet.

the anxiety is a wave, and the depression is a spiral. the other stuff keeps things "colorful." you mitigate your symptoms and take your meds when you have them and you try to hang out with friends. you go home and your head is full of riverwater. no matter how much you sleep, you still stay tired. you journal and practice gratitude and build from the bottom upwards. and still, the haunting.

you're not a 911 call or a shriek. you're just staring up at the ceiling and feeling the house settle into your bones. you feel you are playacting as a wolf when you're only a sheep. not quite dry and not quite drowning.

over and over, you slog through the creek.

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I knew they'd both be in the same season but I didn't realize you'd have them in the SAME EPISODE!?

TONIGHT!

A new episode of Game Changer launches on @dropoutdottv at 7pm ET / 4pm PT

Starring host @samreich and guests:

Jeff Arcuri

Gianmarco Soresi

Josh Johnson

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Holy shit dude, that's awesome 👍😎

Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

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OMG that's great

crossposting here bc this tactic needs to spread like wildfire

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I really thought that said Dictator for a second and I was very confused.

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Fuck you and your damn Loss nonogram.

this one should be a little more on-brand

(and I planned it with an actual nonogram maker, so hopefully it should have much fewer errors than the first one where I just winged it)

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Oh fuck yeah

:-)

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I'm sorry, you're telling me that there's a dinosaur literally called thunder thighs and I haven't heard of it until NOW?

Ladies and gentlefolk, may I introduce Brontomerus. So named because their hip bones would have supported some truly massive thighs.

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Robert F Kennedy, the Secretary of Health and Human Services in the US literally said he doesn't think people should be taking medical advice from him. Guys, it's over.

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Sam's dad has a Tumblr?

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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OH. MY. GODS.

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What, indeed would Tumblr do?

Think of the gay children on this website! 💔

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..