acetrainertabris
acetrainertabris
The Apathy Pokémon
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I like black women. And games. She/They.
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acetrainertabris · 1 month ago
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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
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acetrainertabris · 1 month ago
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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One of the main reasons I'm so in love with default Garrett's design is that it looks so different from Leandra's, Carver's, Bethany's, Gamlen's, and even Marian's.
Their faces are elongated, their features more delicate, they look softer. Meanwhile, Garrett is all sharp angles, unruly hair, and untrimmed beard. The black sheep of the family. A real dog lord.
And you know what's the best part of it? It's the fact that since he doesn't look like his mother and the siblings who took after her (they have Leandra's blue eyes and her features), it means he takes after Malcolm.
Not only does he have his father's temper and coping mechanisms, but he also has his looks.
Imagine being Leandra in this situation. Every day your dead husband, the man you loved the most in your life (enough to say goodbye to your family and your cushy life in the mansion and go on the run with him), looks at you from your son's face, constantly reminding you of what you lost.
Imagine being Garrett in that situation. Because no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you will never be your father, the man who protected his wife and children from harm, the man who created a safe life for them, the man who died and simply because of that can do no wrong.
Carver can never be Garrett, but Garrett can never be Malcolm, and that's the problem, right? Right??
I love you, Garrett Hawke.
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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there's a third option apart from either engaging with fandom or only discussing it with a small circle of friends and it's talking to yourself alone in a dark closet for 2 years with the door ajar 1 inch so random passerby of all sorts of different backgrounds and familiarities with what you are talking about can sometimes hear you
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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You all hate me and my longsword and full plate armor
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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Excited for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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one sentiment abt veilguard that i wholeheartedly share with a lot of people who like me got into dragon age very recently is . thank gd i didnt wait 10 years for that
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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fenhawke brainrot ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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acetrainertabris · 2 months ago
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And the winner is...
The last four weeks have seen it all: cheers, defeat, arguments, celebrations – all in the name of this very moment.
Over 30,000 votes were cast in this tournament, and we wanted to say thank you so much for your participation! We couldn't have done it without you.
With that being said, your winner of Our Life March Madness is.....
🎉 ROADTRIP! 🎉
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Let's keep the hype going! What is your singular favorite Roadtrip moment?!
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acetrainertabris · 3 months ago
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big fan of urban fantasy and similar genres because theres nothing funnier to me than a setting where youve got people fighting with enchanted blades and bows and hopping around doing magic tricks but you can also just hit a demon with your car if you feel like it
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acetrainertabris · 3 months ago
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im afraid im cooked fellas
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acetrainertabris · 3 months ago
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GUARDS!! console me
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acetrainertabris · 3 months ago
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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little
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acetrainertabris · 3 months ago
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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acetrainertabris · 3 months ago
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